Red Pill? Blue Pill?
I know, two posts in one day from me is an anomaly, but I just can't help sharing this. I must admit I found this on Pinterest, so I did not create this. Just putting that out there. Protecting my interests.
Disclaimer: This is not plagiarism!

My question to you now is: which would you choose?
In a completely hypothetical sense I would take that red pill from this person's hand and never give it back.
Just want to make a note. Mom, this does not mean I am leaving you. This is hypothetical and hypothetically I would rather exist in a world where I could date Rhysand from A Court of Thorns and Roses than exist in a world where my main occupation is homework.
However, I would also steal the blue pill from the person's other hand because: why not? I may still have to choose between living in a fictional world, or having characters live in mine, but I have a plan for this.
PLEASE DO NOT WORRY! I HAVE A PLAN!
Because:

After stealing that blue pill from the person's hand I would give it to my friend. Now, why would I do this? Is it because I am a generous person? Is it because I want to make him/her happy?
NO! None of that.
I would give it to my friend because he has all the same favorite fictional characters as me. Therefore, all my favorite characters would still get to experience this world and realize how boring it is.
There. You see? Was that not an awesome plan?
Disclaimer: This is not plagiarism!

My question to you now is: which would you choose?
In a completely hypothetical sense I would take that red pill from this person's hand and never give it back.
Just want to make a note. Mom, this does not mean I am leaving you. This is hypothetical and hypothetically I would rather exist in a world where I could date Rhysand from A Court of Thorns and Roses than exist in a world where my main occupation is homework.
However, I would also steal the blue pill from the person's other hand because: why not? I may still have to choose between living in a fictional world, or having characters live in mine, but I have a plan for this.
PLEASE DO NOT WORRY! I HAVE A PLAN!
Because:

After stealing that blue pill from the person's hand I would give it to my friend. Now, why would I do this? Is it because I am a generous person? Is it because I want to make him/her happy?
NO! None of that.
I would give it to my friend because he has all the same favorite fictional characters as me. Therefore, all my favorite characters would still get to experience this world and realize how boring it is.
There. You see? Was that not an awesome plan?

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